Half-Ass
David.Gettman December 15th, 2007
Squadron Rear found a happy home just east of Zwiesel, and upon moving in came across the smallest donkey you ever saw.
" Well, what have we here!? " , bellowed Gilmartin on seeing the wee beastie.
Frisby ventured that it might be a jackass. " Hell no " , snorted Gil, " it looks more like a half-ass to me! "
And so he became known. After that no party in the big mansion was complete unless Half-Ass came swirling across the polished ballroom floor, straddle legged on a carpet, with the 3oo pound " Tiny " Miclow astride him. Continue Reading »
